xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

(Source: asscrab, via officer-sassy)

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whorville:

Yes hello 911. I’m bored you wanna chill or some shit

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fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

(Source: brenthor, via humorking)

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